DELIRIOUS JOE-BLOW(S)

Well Hello there Joe.

Or is it Blow?!

Perhaps John?!

Ah good Almighty Christ, none of that matters!

Oh no!

What matters at least to Miss Strumpet is that her vehicle from said friend’ from the North has returned her blue SUV.

Ah yes. Praise Jesus! And Blowjob(s). WHAT!?

Miss Potti B: Indistinguishable mutterings
Miss Strumpet: Who I fuck is not your goddamned business!
Miss Potti B: Indistinguishable mutterings
Miss Strumpet: Ungrateful bitch!
Miss Strumpet: Fuck You!
Miss Potti B: More mutterings
Miss Strumpet: Who I blow is none of your business! His name is John!
Miss Strumpet: Fuck you!
Miss Strumpet: Fuck you!
Miss Strumpet: It’s my car, and I’ll do whatever I want.

Please keep in mind reader(s) that I, this uninterested Witness was returning from a walk when once again, I was accosted by this loud and most boisterous phone conversation starting off my mid-Monday afternoon. I state this for it was Miss Potti B muttering/ranting on the phone with Miss Strumpet while Miss Potti B was at work -no less.

A Few Concluding Thoughts for March 06, 2017…

1. Miss Strumpet, close your god damned window if you do not want to share with the world your conversation.

2. Miss Strumpet, keep your god damned voice lowered if again, you do not want to share your conversation with the world.

3. Miss Strumpet as a parent, should any parent (single or joined or the Friends With Benefit) should said parental figure be calling her daughter while at work and having such a conversation?

4. Miss Strumpet, this Witness understands the enthusiasm of a Good Return, but good Christ, Almighty! It’s a frickin’ vehicle. And for this Returned Vehicle ‘you are, you will blow whoever you have to for it!?’ TMI

5. At first, this Witness thought once again that I was seeing aka hallucinating about the blue SUV. I was wrong and then right. The Returned SUV is in fact here parked just outside along Miss Potti B’s burgundy car. I have spotted its appearance, disappearance then re-emergence over the past two weeks. And of course, the vehicle is without the proper, yearly 2017 tags and or license plate.

*TMI a simple term and or phrase meaning Too Much Information. 😀

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